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Happy Hour Finger

{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.

Similar to lunch finger.
Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!

Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.

Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.

Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011
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According to google being happy is amazing since Being happy doesn't just make us feel better, it improves our health. It helps us eat healthier, be more active and sleep better.” Because happiness leads to healthier behaviors, it helps stave off high blood pressure and excess body fat, resulting in lower risk of stroke and cardiovascular disease. Protecting your health: Happiness lowers your risk for cardiovascular disease, lowers your blood pressure, enables better sleep, improves your diet, allows you to maintain a normal body weight through regular exercise and reduces stress. Happiness is an emotional state characterized by feelings of joy, satisfaction, contentment, and fulfillment. While happiness has many different definitions, it is often described as involving positive emotions and life satisfaction.
The feeling when your heart overflows with the joy of living and being able to just be free and have fun.A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.
Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.
feeling or showing pleasure or contentment.
"Melissa came in looking happy and excited"
This is why to be happy. Happy
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happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats
They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free
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Happy

John was happy when he had his popsicle
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Happiness

Happiness is when you find out that a global pandemic did not, in fact, stop your graduation from happening, it just got pushed back a little bit to a time when hopefully said global pandemic will be all over, said, and done.
Happiness is when it's just a few weeks till your very NOT canceled graduation!!!! Take that, Miss Rona!!!!
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Happy

When you like men and like women but you want to jerk of to men
I was happy with men
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