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Bag Fucker 

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole
1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"

Selfie Fucker 

Someone who takes an endless amount of selfies with no end in sight
Have you seen XYZ's Instagram? Just photos of themself, they're such a selfie fucker
Selfie Fucker by em2020 May 28, 2017

dunker Fucker 

A person who dunks but he's a fucker so you call him a dunker fucker
dunker Fucker by Mazerrr June 4, 2017

crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.
"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!
crumb fucker by Toogers12 August 10, 2017

runt fucker 

a specifically orientated situational abuse tirade expletive, to be used solely at the task that has the better of you and perhaps with more emphasis toward the tool itself. It has nothing to do with genetically inferior sentient beings. .Momentary loud sharp cussing as you realize the work your doing doesn't want to play fair.
The hammer deflected off the desired to be hammered object causing it to purposely aim and slip towards your thumb or finger, painfully removing a chunk of skin---runt fucker, may be used after this action has occurred or similar

Dirty Fucker 

A scummy swamp abomination of a drink, comprising one part coke and one part beer (preferably a heavy, yeasty one). The head on this evil motherfucker leaves a filthy brown residue on the glass wherever it touches, which crusts magnificently, creating a vengeful spectacle for hungover eyes the next morning.
The night was going swell until Max suggested we whip up some Dirty Fuckers . The rest is a brown blur.
Dirty Fucker by Morphineus September 17, 2017