David Ruiz

A guy with a plump ass and gives amazing head

"I heard Oliver got a blow job from David Ruiz"
"OH my is he lucky"

by MeekPill2207 November 30, 2021

David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off

-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.

Juan David is a really bad bitch

by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021

David

David: “hero of the deed” anarchist terrorist committing acts of terror in order to inspire the working masses to revolt against the ruling class.

David is a hero, he's basically Thomas Sankara.

by silva.incognita August 1, 2022

Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend

John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"

by Nigleteers May 6, 2017