DAD

DAD he pays the bills and they come back Except furys wont understand this there dad left them because they don' want some gay ass b**** in there house.

Furries go get some biches DAD pays bills

by anonymous February 1, 2022

Dad Joke

The best kind of joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!

by My bro town November 9, 2020

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

by Borki-YT April 16, 2020

Dad

Something that you never meet

My dad left my family

by Ghknvgui March 10, 2018

Hiba's dad

A father that left his daughter to own many many milk factories

girl 1: my dad left

girl 2 :you are a hiba's dad

by brebabbabab January 17, 2023

Dad

Youngest is always the favourite and never isn't drinking coffee

Any kid: where's all the food and coffee gone
Mum: your dad's probably the culprit

by PurpleRefrigerator December 22, 2022