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ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else
maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
by mc crispy May 17, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>
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Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.
by gzxy July 1, 2023
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Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did
Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did
by THEREALNATASHA July 5, 2023
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Dad

"I don't have a dad"
by .Smudge. July 11, 2023
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
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