Chris

Just an Island Boy trying to get by. 🏝

Chris is an Island boy

by Cdizzle8675309 November 24, 2021

National Bully Chris Day

On this day, you must torture Chris by bullying him.

National Bully Chris Day is the best day ever.

by Bryan Gallagher May 15, 2023

Fat Chris

A term commonly used by the A-Level Economics students at Rawlins Academy to describe a cigarette

Oi, Metcalm, wanna go for a fat chris after?

by Grimmo April 9, 2019

chris moeller

a dumb ass bitch, loser, weirdo
kinda fat, the only one who’s ugly in his entire family.

“have you seen chris moeller around?”
“nah i haven’t seen that dumb bitch since he started dating that satanic chick”

by sour_hoe445 July 2, 2019

Chris

A machine. Not a man, dudes just a machine.

-You see how easy he made that look?
-Yeah, he's a real Chris.

by Ngtfyc July 10, 2021

Stinky Back Door Chris

A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.

Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig

by Chiloh White April 22, 2022

Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉

When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.

by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023