Astral Cock

A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.

John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!

by Jaques Duchateau December 13, 2008

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cock bejonger

A male who rides cock, the cock bejonger loves a cock up his arse and expecially likes bouncing up and down on it.

Paul: He was a cock bejonger
Pete: Really? How long did he ride you for?
Paul: Hours! I though my dick was going to fall off!
Pete: Wow, I sure wish I could go out with a cock bejonger.

by Joseph46 July 13, 2007

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Thunder Cocks

A group of extraordinary men whose girth and length of their penises are unimaginable. Their brotherly bond is indestructible by an force known to man, and several known to other alien species.

Thunder Cocks unite!!!!!

by shamrockkid29 June 14, 2011

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cock sucker

Some one who sucks a lot of cock

d-lee is a cock sucker!

by Nicole <3 September 17, 2005

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a female/male that is riddled with sexual diseaeses, and that prays on unsespecting individuals cocks to give them their diseases and eventually makes your cock fall off.(like a vampire but without the blood)

yuk, mum get off my cock,your a fukin cock assassian.

by trezzin September 26, 2006

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cock eyes

glossy, glistening eyes that a girl, usually drunk, has while staring at a guy. These ultra glistening eyes are the type of eyes that one would like to see staring up at them while she is sucking one's dick.

Guy one: "Dude! That chick has cock eyes!"
Guy two: "What?!?"
Guy one: "Dude, look at her eyes!"
Guy two: "Wow! I want to see those things looking up at me while she sucks my dick!"

by PSU Tailgate Crew February 20, 2010

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