Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.

"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

Chris Bosh

Cue Jurassic Park music

Chris Bosh was probably raised by dinosaurs.

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021

CHRIS MOODY

best person ever. all that is needed to say

i love chris moody

by chris moody lover November 6, 2021

February 25th - Praise a Chris Day

Praise Someone named Chris on February 25th!

guy 1 - its chirs
guy 2 - its 2/25
guy 3 - lets praise him!
guy 4 - why?
guy 5 - February 25th - Praise a Chris Day

by 3dollarpackofhubbabubba November 9, 2021

Chris

Chris are usually alway asshole and suck massive dick. If you have a Chris as a friend you better get the fuck away from him because he might murder you or try to rape you! GET THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE !!!

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ANY CHRIS YOU KNOW NOW!!

by Chris hater 69 November 16, 2021

Chris Nevarez

A rapper from the middle of nowhere in South Florida. Sings about love one song and then is talking about shooters and drugs in the next. He really belongs in the UK.

My boy: Aye bro whatchu listening to?
Me: That new Chris Nevarez bruv
My Boy: Who?

by immajustISLANDBOI November 19, 2021

Chris stone

A talented basketball pro player who is always sexy and bound to be the NBA

Stephen curry: yo u know Chris stone?

Steve ker: yea I hope we get first pick so we can draft him

by Chris stone October 10, 2021