a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving

“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer

by dingdongsam November 1, 2022

roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.

After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.

by MLWriter March 28, 2019

mr bean gun

the scene in which Mr Bean uses a gun to shoot a lightbulb cause he was too lazy to get out of bed to turn it off

mr bean gun

by Hehe I cheated March 18, 2021

cool beans man

somthing to say

wow cool beans man!!!!!!!

by rex113 April 11, 2017

Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Sack of Green Beans

Yes. A type of Soda. They look like a pouch of muffins and think they have “swag”. You should never try to deal with a sack of green beans, because they lack common sense.

“At least I’m dating someone, you lonely sack of green beans”

by donderandblitzen December 1, 2020