Adam

literal definition of

MICRO SOFT

Adam: gonna get laid tonight
Everyone: bruh there's nothing for anyone to lay on

by RaptorXTS February 12, 2019

The John Adams Curse

The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.

Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.

by KingBoogat November 22, 2025

Cooper Adams

A Cooper Adams is when you give your dog an edible and it becomes so fucking bricked it cums everywhere and fucks you in th ass and rapidly jumps the furniture.

Cooper Adams Dog

Yeah man my dog at an edible fucked me now I can't walk straight how nice!

by Cooper Adams April 25, 2025

adam chu

cool ball pokemon man, love the trump candy

adam chu is your local herbal candy man

by shutmouth November 3, 2020

Adam Walker

A human with the same width as an A4 sheet of paper and a desire for fondling kids penis’

OMG, you look like Adam Walker

You touch kids like Adam Walker

by Trendy Wendy Bowe January 19, 2020

Adam

Hodler of Bitcoin. He’s been trying to talk to friends and family about everything crypto but they just don’t want any of that smoke. Other than that, he’s handsome and kind to all.

You should buy Bitcoin. You should’ve bought Bitcoin on 2017 when Adam told you to.

by CryptoBug November 22, 2021

adam poch

an amazing fuckin person

yo that adam poch is lit as fuck

by jessusmang October 5, 2017