A guy who jerks off when he gets a victory royale and eats a fat bitch after his hand workout. If you ask him to hang out he’s going to say no cause he’s too busy jerking off probably. Chris has a skill that nobody else has and that is to bust in under 1 minute. He’s still single and needs a lover so hit his line asap!
by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019

by bartthemart April 12, 2022

literal fucking boulders. they’re called chris ricos because they’re rich in lbs and act like chris griffin. nobody is fatter than the big kahunas that are chris ricos. in fact, you can spot a chris rico by the little moons caught in their orbits. not only are they fat, but they are big boned too and everything including their skulls are massive.
by djscrimwithdat808 July 2, 2019

he could never imagine the struggle of periods. labor. periods, he apologizes to women. he is also a 6'2 feminist, drives a Lamborghini, ripped, hates period cramps, loves women, hates misogyny, and the utmost heterosexual male.
by Chrisisafeminist2036 November 19, 2024

Republican Senator from New Hampshire who served from 2016-Current. (as of 2023) He is highly suspected to run for president in the 2024 elections. For a Republican, he is extremely moderate. He is for low taxes and low government spending, but also one of the few Republicans in all of the American government who supports LGBT rights (based) and is pro-choice. (to an extent, he's against late term abortion outside of extreme cases) He's against bigotry in all forms and has openly spoken out about the rise of racist idealolgy in his own party. He is the perfect candidate to stand against the insanity, extremism, bigotry, and hatred of Ron DeSantis and NEEDS to win 2024 or all is lost. Chris Sununu will save the Republican party from facism! He will lower taxes and ensure rights for LGBT Americans! He will ensure widespread acess to birth control and safe early term abortion! He will stop censorship in the media and in schools! Vote Sununu! Stand with Sununu! VOTE SUNUNU!!!
"Chris Sununu is the last line of defense before all hell breaks loose in the Republican party. If he loses and DeSantis wins, America will become a facist hellhole and the second hallocaust will commence..."
by KrimsonKatt April 26, 2023

Chris is a person who like Dogs! Some people call him Mr. FurryFriend. He is kind and visual person that see things interesting.
by Siberian Husky Dog Gang November 22, 2021
