pants guy

A pretty large male by the name of bubba who always seems to have a pair of pants on. He usually has them on in situations where shorts are preferred to be worn. Such as during a basketball game.

A guy who wears pants when he shouldn't, or just simply doesn't own a pair. Pants guy

by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017

daddy pushy pants

A type of love where it's one sided; one person puts in the most effort not realizing that the other doesn't have the same heart that they do.

You need to leave her, you're living that daddy pushy pants type of love.

by Daddy, himself March 31, 2017

Fire Pants

Fire Pants are people who lie profusely, their pants are always on fire, thus, fire pants.

That damn cheater is such a fire pants.

by anonymous March 24, 2024

Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)

"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"

by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023

ho pants

Any pants which make the wearer look like she's trickin' and trashy.

Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010

pants crouton

When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.

I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton

by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015