sock of jiz

A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.

Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.

"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"

by taylxxr October 30, 2021

team sock

An individual who gets passed around by the whole team.

“The whole team has hooked up with Sarah, she’s the team sock”

by Joseph Christ March 25, 2024

Sock Crazy

"Sock Crazy" guys who go to the gym and don't bring white socks to complete their gym attire. Typically they wear their dark dress socks pulled up to the stretch limit.

oh, and there were two guys (young even) looking all sock crazy tonight and one dude (same dude everytime) rockin' the short shorts. guys + short shorts = not so much!

by B Daddy R June 13, 2010

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017

Sock

Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.

Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’

Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’

by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021

Socked In

Temporarily immobilized or stuck in place, typically due to bad weather such as a big storm or heavy snowfall.

Because of the major snowstorm, it looks like we'll be socked in here for a while. Might as well make the best of it!

by Ktylove January 21, 2022

dropping socks

dropping hints/ new information.

I was dropping socks like crazy but he wasn't picking them up.

by brylivoribi February 3, 2017