Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

stealthy vagina

That sneaky pussy. That poonah.

" Nah man she got that stealthy vagina"

by Svgesage December 29, 2017

fuck fluffy vagina

A rare monster species that is very dangerous and has the appearance of a very hairy vagina.

Person 1: Dude! I got attacked by the fuck fluffy vaginas the other night.
Person 2: You're lucky to be alive!

by Hairy V September 18, 2016

Vagina

A portal to another dimension

Some guy: Dude this girls asking me if I want to go into her vagina
Some guy 2: Get ready for a whole new world

by Lil Unicorn August 21, 2020

Vagina

The most glorified hole in the world, and an overal overrated experience that men crave due to their primitive instincts.

this hole gives women soft power which they wouldn't have otherwise.

Jim: "i wanna be in a vagina and slide like a penguin"

dan: "Man thats all you care about you turbovirgin"

by xXMeemLord3225Xx November 24, 2021

Vagina

Insert penis here

Man no vagina, woman vagina

by AdrianoDaVinci May 1, 2022

Vagina Confident

A stoner stud that sprays lots of men's axe cologne and attracts female inmates with her smile and imaginary penis and often likes to secretly go down on unsuspecting ladies.

With a flick of her wrist Teya becomes Vagina Confident and makes panties drop.....

by Mackii Monroe November 27, 2016