Tom

Tom is a simp

Don’t be like Tom

by E045 November 22, 2021

Toothbrush Tom

A way to refer to Greg, emphasizing his love for toothbrush anal that he craves.

Stop being a toothbrush tom, fucker.

by Sean Feller September 16, 2025

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Tom Holland

My husband

Tom Holland is my fucking hot husband

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019

TOM

A boy with amazing hair

Person: Who was that?

another person: oh, that was Tom he has amazing hair

by Angus Mason May 31, 2018

Tom haluska

ahh, when you think you are a good teacher but your just fucking retarded

Tim the teacher: jason stop breathing
Jason: stop being a tom haluska

by willisthehy April 1, 2019

Tom MacDonald

A rapper who speaks the truth about real-world problems.

A: The new music video by Tom MacDonald is out! Did you hear?
B: Yeah. It's Dirty Money- one of my favourites.

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023