Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
Get the Post Harry Potter Traumamug. A place that would formerly be described as quaint, but is now so bustling with people and tourists that it no longer meets the original definition.
Whitby and St. Ives are post-quaint fishing towns on the UK coast that are usually overcrowded with tourists.
by frayb September 26, 2021
Get the post-quaintmug. On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
by Supernatural.Dean&Sam October 27, 2021
Get the National post your crush daymug. by Noctone April 7, 2023
Get the Post-Nut Claritymug. When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.
Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.
Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!
Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!
Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
by rossano January 10, 2009
Get the Post Head Trauma Syndromemug. The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.
Oh man did you see that new post?
I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!
I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!
by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022
Get the Merchant-postingmug. Simin got frustrated thinking about his argument with his brother, he had so many post-roasts he could’ve said.
by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020
Get the Post-roastmug.