Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021

Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.

by Badidea2234 September 16, 2021

Lemon Meringue Pie

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.

I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.

by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019

Pie hole

Your mouth and something you don't want to confuse with a bean hole.

While I was in jail I passed s*** through my pie hole. You passed shit through your mouth? Ah Hell no, I meant Bean hole.

by Yaunti December 16, 2018

Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.

After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.

by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022

Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal

Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

pie

a good food that is a type of cake kind of.

"Man, Thats pie looks gooooooooooood!"
"IKR, isnt it like cake only its not, but it is?!?!?!"
"Yea, I think, Lets look it up in the F@#$%^ dictionary!"

"Yea! Lets go f$%^ some one too!"

by lets f&*( some1 April 4, 2010