a guy/gurl who is a punk ass that stops a person from getting someones number or hooking up with them,also an annoying person who doesnt leave u alone when ur havin conversation with some one
by Phantom October 11, 2003
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It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are in a group of people. Someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell AND! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling BALLS! It must be totally spontaneous.
PENIS-AND-TESTICLES may also be shouted, but COCK-AND-BALLS is a classic.
Scream is as loud as you can!
It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are in a group of people. Someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell AND! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling BALLS! It must be totally spontaneous.
PENIS-AND-TESTICLES may also be shouted, but COCK-AND-BALLS is a classic.
Scream is as loud as you can!
by Cherie June 6, 2003
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Jojo had his boombox on while working on his car on the blocks. He had it on the cock rock station KRAP.
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Paul: He was a cock bejonger
Pete: Really? How long did he ride you for?
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Pete: Wow, I sure wish I could go out with a cock bejonger.
Pete: Really? How long did he ride you for?
Paul: Hours! I though my dick was going to fall off!
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by Joseph46 July 13, 2007
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BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.
BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.
BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.
BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.
BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004
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John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
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