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Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.
" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"
by ShannanD January 10, 2025
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block-blast rizz

Block blast rizz is that rizz only true block blast players have. Someone with block blast rizz could say “look, these blocks are perfect.. js like you” *treat me like white tee* or “The only block I wanna blast.. is yours” *don’t do me dirty*
Hey girl.. these blocks fit perfectly.. just like how I fit perfectly in you.. *block-blast rizz*
by S3roton1n January 11, 2025
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Grok blocked

The moment when you ask Grok to confirm or validate a red-pilled conspiracy theory or piece of misinformation, expecting affirmation, but instead it corrects you with factual information, exposing that you were misinformed. Often results in cognitive dissonance, abrupt silence, or a pivot in the conversation.
I prompted Grok to celebrate Elon as a self-made icon and it Grok blocked me with a full timeline of inherited wealth, strategic manipulation, and companies he didn’t actually start but claimed to anyway.
by Rusty Roswell June 20, 2025
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talk block

one who actively prevents another from talking to another person they really want to talk with.
"maddie talk blocked andrew from talking to a friend he really wanted to talk to."
by weezer_8709 July 1, 2025
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Grot blocked

When a complete grot of a person ruins your peace and happiness with their narcissistic, selfish, calculated ways
Person 1: I heard Shannan’s doing really well nowadays
Person 2: yeah she was, she’s fucked now but. She got grot blocked

Person 1: whatever happened with that Beez fella, did he turn out alright?
Person 2: fuck no! He grot blocked her. She’s not herself anymore.
by ShannanD July 5, 2025
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Guac Block

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025
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Bop Block

Bop Block (also: bopblock, bop-block) ed/er/ing
noun / verb

noun: Someone who interferes with music, especially in a car.

verb: The act of interrupting or otherwise interfering with music, especially in a car.

This term was originally conceived as a descriptor for Siri's tendency on a long drive to interrupt a song during its best part just to say, "Continue straight."

Bop block may also refer to someone who frequently skips songs, not in the very beginning, but after letting them play for a while.
1. "... people ~ Livin' just to find emotion ~ Hidin' somewhere in the ni-" "Proceed to the route."
SIRI YOU BOP BLOCKING BITCH

2. Duuude... You're such a bop block. If you don't skip it at the beginning, you gotta let it play through.

3. Brian, get your grubby, bop-blocking mitts away from that fucking volume knob.
by C. W. Grizwold July 13, 2025
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