A proper tit willican is when you are getting oral from a beezy, and you take a spoon and scoop out her eyeball, and then proceed to fuck her eyesocket. However, this is only a true tit willican if immediately following this act you eat Italian food (Pizza counts).
Dude, last night I was getting blown by this bitch, and all of the sudden she starts grinding her teeth on my shaft. I had to give her the old tit willican. Never have I ever had a better bowl of spaghetti.
by gnarly guy January 5, 2009
Get the tit willicanmug. by Tiffany June 18, 2006
Get the Bitch Titsmug. The social welfare system of the State. Often used in the pejorative context to refer to lazy, uneducated citizens who desire to "milk" the freebies of government until they're forced to work, or expel another child into the world.
by skygod74 May 7, 2007
Get the Public titmug. by salty tit salt captain February 17, 2010
Get the Tit Saltmug. by Jon Richalds January 5, 2009
Get the tits muffinsmug. Burning a girl's breasts with a soldering iron to make kewl designs or write words like "slut" and "fist me" across her sexy tit skin. Very permanent, can't even be removed surgically. A good fun way to leave your mark on the world, so to speak.
After I tied her to her bed and raped her for a few hours, I burned "#32" right across her right breast with a soldering iron. She'll never forget me!
by Stephie Longhorn February 16, 2004
Get the tit torturemug. Warriors of the 1800s who used their tits of justice, turned out though that they where really homosexual males with plastic surgery...
by Strider January 22, 2005
Get the Tit Titanmug.