alex matera

The Koolest Kid In The Klan

Person 1: that person is a real Alex Matera!
Person 2: yeah almost as much as me!

by Alex boii June 13, 2018

Alex

Alex can be a big but hole sometimes, he is the biggest try hard anyone has ever met he never goes outside he just plays Xbox all day

Alex is the most try hard in the game

by Mr.savage_11 November 29, 2020

Alex

play's league all day and doesn't smell very good

"Oh hey it's Alex. That bitch smell like fetta cheese or something."

by penisdevourer049826 June 4, 2022

Alex

Middle aged man who regularly partakes in swimming competitions. Usually can be found at the local swimming pool eating and drinking anything in the pool.

Sometimes he likes to go to the local school and volunteer for certain activities, such as arts and crafts and play time.
Can also be seen eating extremely fast, as if his mouth is a black hole or something.
Adamantly defends the facts the it is spelt "center," not "centre."

John: Yo, did you see Alex at the pool yester day?

Rames: Nah bro, I was typing qwertyipasdfghjklzxcvbnm onto my keyboard.

by FICKLEP1CKLES May 27, 2022

alex meilak

A girl who loves san choy bow and baba ganoush. She is a beast at roblox.

Hey whos alex?
Alex meilak! the queen of san choy bow roblox!

by zaraam2229 March 20, 2024

Alex

Alex is alex😂, he is very attractive, he is silly and always make u laugh. He always is caring and makes ur day. He is special in a good way. He loves when u give him attention. He gets mad when u lose his stuff and also checks up on you. He does have a lost of sadness in him but you can cheer him up easily. He also haves a cute personality that can get u to catch feelings for him bc when u around him he makes u smile.💓‼️

Have u seen Alex?

by RAPNISEM November 10, 2019

Alex

his brain and penis are the same size , small as hell.

alex: what’s up dawg?

dawg: your peens lookin smaller than ever

by wtf is up kyle October 13, 2019