Uber Super Straight

Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.

Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.

Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?

Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.

by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021

Dire Straits

A homophobic band that uses the word 'faggot' to demean gay people.

Dire Straits are a homophobic bunch of rednecks.

by sensitive liberal December 30, 2005

Straight thuggn it yo lik a ghetto princess

Straight thuggn it yo lik a ghetto princess is a term to show how you appreciate someone for who they are.

your friend who is chill, she is a ghetto princess, and she puts it down chill

by mikey the white boy September 29, 2004

straight edge

sXe - the philosophy of being straight edge. No drugs, drink or casual sex. Often associated with the hXc genre. Straight edge individuals are often seen rockin tight jeans and nike dunks.

Your dunks are sick! Let me get you a drink mate...nah I'm alright thanks, I have a bottle of water with me because I'm so straight edge

by carrotrob December 26, 2008

straight

term used when notioning one to back off or post up

ricardo was like "eff you"
so eric said "man, you straight."

by katieeeedawg June 23, 2008

Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!

“Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain

by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022

Bering Straits

A (completely heterosexual) activity that involves straight members of the same sex getting naked around one another.

Me and the guys were all showering together, but it was no big deal because it was just Bering Straits.

by Lance Weinstein July 3, 2008