proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook

I don'tc are whether my social selfie is broccoli-art or if it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma May 24, 2016

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook

i don't care if my social selfie is brocolli-art, or if it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma September 14, 2016

Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.

That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.

by SmellyBear November 30, 2016

Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.

"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"

by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017

lasse-selfie

a selfie where you only show yor shoulder, nech and jawline. usually used to get girls soaking wet.

-"hey man, i just used the lasse-selfie to get nudes from this girl"
-"sweet bro"

by Sledgetime February 24, 2017

dead self

A way to say that you're being for real or serious

Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.

by What is ya doin Dan May 20, 2017