Shit Bob. Someone named "Bob" whom shits their pants. Shit Bobs also may be found to stutter profusely, Marry obese women, and drive beater ass Honda (Tm) Crxs. Shit Bobs can be distinguished by their skid marks and foul odor. When you see a Shit Bob coming.... Hide your linens!
(VOICE 1) Who would you rather be?... Shit Bob? or Paul Blart (Mall Cop)? (Voice 2) I Would fuck Paul Blart on National Tv before I would willingly be Shit Bob!!!!!
by Bob's Underwear October 25, 2010
Get the Shit Bob mug.The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.
Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
by NickyG103 June 14, 2006
Get the preemptive shit mug.by Dan Lachapelle December 6, 2005
Get the shit sip mug.The "white stars" that are visible when in a state of near blackout due to pushing too hard during the act of defacation shitting.
Dude, I was hoping that I would have a money shit however, those burritos clogged me up good and I saw "shitting stars" when I tried to dump.
by WebPhenom September 15, 2006
Get the shitting stars mug.When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.
by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005
Get the shrapnel shit mug.by Kyle Style November 15, 2007
Get the shit bisque mug.1. I ain't going to the mall with you kid, that place is gonna be a Shit Tangle.
2. I was checking the freestyle battle last night, those boys rhymes was a Shit Tangle.
2. I was checking the freestyle battle last night, those boys rhymes was a Shit Tangle.
by fire star May 2, 2008
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