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Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.
I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy
by donniecakes October 17, 2010
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Crocodile Punch

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014
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Pennsylvania Pussy Punch

A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.
"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"
by Pearl is the Girl January 10, 2022
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Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021
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Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018
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Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 18, 2024
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Ghost Punch

When a person (in their combination of motor motions such as walking, running, or simply doing whatever they are doing) suddenly get's pushed back by something/someone or stumbles randomly. It's like someone invisibe/demonic spirit/ghost punched or shoved that person to hinder their combination of motor motions. To bring forth fear, intimadation.
Janny: (running her mouth to her bff Car) .. blah blah blah .

Car: Better shut your trap before I ghost punch you in the face!

Janny: silent...

Car: :)
by Car Sun- October 21, 2011
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