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couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.
" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"
by Jon Z March 24, 2017
mugGet the couch beermug.

sour beer

Sour beer is a beer style newly appreciated by males who are in love with their femininity. They usually taste red fruits and are very sweet. Basically taste like sour candies. The type of person who love it is usually a 30 yo male which look like he is 21 and wear girls skinny jeans.
Look this guy, I’ve seen him leaving the local beer shop with 50$ of girls sour beer.
by Sourbeer July 19, 2018
mugGet the sour beermug.

Beer whored

It is that act of after sex by a creature that urinates out of everywhere all over its found female in bed with rubber sheet that attracts the female to come back repeatedly
The man beer whored many women over the past week .
by The wandering eye February 5, 2010
mugGet the Beer whoredmug.

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.
I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.
by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024
mugGet the New Orleans Root Beer Floatmug.

beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
by WCfields September 14, 2022
mugGet the beer can racemug.

Normal Beer

What Norm wants.
I'm the Old Norm; I want Normal Beer!
by Koraichu July 18, 2024
mugGet the Normal Beermug.

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