Block blade

Cut off contact with someone or something.
Block correspondence.

Her boyfriend was getting crazy so she had to block blade his ass!

by All day 1978 May 14, 2021

Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation

I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space

by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024

Block bar

the occurrence of most crimes in major cities not happening within a block of a person leaving their residences

The block bar kept major cities having the lowest excessive force lawsuits per capita.

by Coop Dupe January 23, 2020

Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)

Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.

by Fartbart January 12, 2017

Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.

You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.

by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022

bullshitters block

So you've heard of writer's block well this is basically the same thing but this occurs when you are trying to bullshit your way through an English assignment that is due tomorrow, at roughly 1: oo pm.

Man, my prof is going to be pissed, I didn't complete one of our assignments last night, I had bullshitters block.

by I drive a prius October 1, 2017

Aegis Block

The Aegis Block is the counter to the well known posiden's kiss which countless members of today’s society will have sadly endured. The Aegis Block is the most effective way to block the kiss of posiden.

Used by placing several sheets of toilet paper on the water of the toilet before defecating. By doing this you will have successfully pulled off the Aegis Block

by Elfazoid May 28, 2018