New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

sock

something that keeps your feet warm.

i need a GODDAMN sock.

by umm AMONG USS December 25, 2022

thot les sock

A boy that is a thot who has a foot fetish that sleeps and cuddles with dirty unwashed socks

He cannot be reasoned with what a thot les sock

a thot les sock will always have a drink in there hand or is drunk

He didn’t stack the dishwasher what a thot les sock

by Dave’s diary January 6, 2023

Himalayan Pink Sock

When you are having anal sex with your girl and you pull out so fast, it inverts the anus resembling a pink sock. To make it a Himalayan pink sock, you sprinkle salt on it for extra spice.

I gave my girl a Himalayan pink sock. She squealed with delight at the added intensity.

by Nemout August 31, 2023

Sock spelled wrong

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:
its spelled cock spelled wrong is sock and sock spelled wrong is cock

Random guy: Hey bro my cock is so smelly... OOP-
Random guy's bro: I know you meant sock but i know that your cock is smelly too lol.
Sock spelled wrong is the definition of someone accidentally saying cock instead of sock

by BigFatDicklol October 1, 2023

grippy sock home

A term for a mental facility that provides care for the mentally ill.

"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."

by nxshii October 5, 2023

sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.

Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.

by Watchinfool October 6, 2023