Meat Matching

When comparing anything to anything, sizing someone up, pocket watching, glazing, etc. Can be used in a negative or positive manner.

Example: 1

Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Example: 2

Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!

Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"

Meat Matching by thatguybgreen December 10, 2025

Meat Mountain

Term used for a (most likely smelly) vagina or penis originating from a secret-menu item from Arby's. Mostly used to describe Pajeets jerking off on ome.tv

Streamer on Ome.tv: Oh shit! That's a Meat Mountain!

Meat Mountain by CrypsyGusader January 31, 2026

meat basher

someone who masturbates

"i saw him stroking his dong in summer camp he's a meat basher

meat basher by idontlikehomos February 18, 2026

Meat Gloves

Slang for when there is a bunch of fat in your hands

You're so fat you have literal meat gloves

Meat Gloves by bellestephens49 February 21, 2026

Meat Cuffs

When you stick both your hands up an obese person's ass before they sit in a chair. Their massive amounts of fat locking your hands in place

Tom: "Yo John, my girl wanted to try meat cuffs"
John: "How'd it go?"
Tom: " My ass hurts."

Meat Cuffs by MassiveBallCock March 3, 2026

Meat Volcano

Is when you stuff your friends (who works at Arby’s) ass with every Arby’s meat on the meat mountain, and proceed to eat out of it while he is pulsating his asshole.

My favorite part about a Meat Volcano is when his ass juice mixes with the Arby’s sauce, and acts as lava flowing down to his taint.

Meat Volcano by V. Rizzi April 6, 2026

Meat Missile

The name for a Woodberry Forest School instagram show for hotdog reviews.

Have you seen the new Meat Missiles episode?

Meat Missile by Meat missile fan club April 22, 2026