Sophia Marie Pangan

She can get mad at you for breathing! And also she is the angriest girl to ever live on earth.
Walk? Angry
Run? Angry
Jump? Angry
Do your daily routine? Angry
Silently read a book? Angry
Sleep? Angry
Smile? Angry
Everything you do she is angry.

Sophia Marie Pangan
Angry

by sussyman September 28, 2021

Mary Warner

A name that sounds like marijuana, ideal for saving your dealers number without looking bait.

Joe: Who's Mary Warner? She's just text you

Phil: My dealer

by 420blitz July 15, 2021

Mari

Literally the love of my live couldn’t live without them. They’re the prettiest person ive ever seen i hope they stay forever by my side and that i marry them one day <3

I love you so much mari
Youre so pretty mari

by Glirija July 15, 2021

Marie

Marie is a big nasty cf that sounds like a stocky gorilla

Marie needs to stay the fuck off the mic

by Hdkdklspspso July 16, 2021

mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.

person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.

by babefest July 17, 2021

marielis d

a big balloga whale, the types that you see in the sea.

person: bro did u see marielis d
person: yeah look at that big balloga whale it's so big!

by piggygoesoink July 25, 2021

hailey marie marte

One of the smartest, most intelligent, and beautiful girls you would ever meet in your life.

Hailey Marie Marte is so fire. Nobody competes.

by Yourfavoritedemom July 31, 2021