O.W Best Middle School

The most problematic middle school to ever exist. Everyone talks shit about you behind your back but never say it to your face. Bitches get jealous easily over pretty girls. Hella ugly boys/girls. Very hard to find someone thats unproblematic and pretty.

“Ay, what school you go to?”
“O.W Best Middle School”
“You dirty asf for going there…”

by broken table October 14, 2021

North Branch Middle School

North Branch Middle is filled with fake ass hoes, cunts, jerks, annoying nerds, and some more. They give you to much work and tells us to turn it in the next day like tf? Also don’t get me started with the food , it’s so gross i can’t even. But tell me why tf are the stupid lil 6th and 5th graders a middle schooler, that isn’t right they should be in elementary like go home. But over all the school isn’t that bad but it isn’t good, they need to step up a level and get it together.

“Wanna buy a tv for your boyfriend Ally?” “no you must go to north branch middle school”

by Bitch don’t bother me February 26, 2019

Carl Sandburg Middle School

Located in Mundelein, Illinois, this school is a hotspot for Drugs, Teenage pregnancies, Mexicans and sluts. Lots and lots of sluts. Sadly, only one of those four is a good thing. Be warned, any and all students may want to kill themselves, since classes are trash and the students trashier.

Bob: Don't you go to that trashy shitshow of a school, Bob 2?

Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.

Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?

Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School

by Pineapple Dildo September 28, 2018

Perry Hall Middle Kids

A junior high public school in Perry Hall, MD. EVERY kid that goes there think's that he is hardcore and skateboards. Most of them try to get sponsered by some major company. Sadly, most of them suck. They go to Ridge every day and wear LIDS Yankees flat rimmed hats because they are all shite trash-wiggers. They think they are all color because they called they have "girlfriends". Also, sadly, these "girlfriends" are about 10 years old. They take their "bitch" to White Marsh Mall. Or if they got enough allowance, to the Avenue to see Happy Feet then they hang out in Starbucks despite the fact that they hate coffee. They bash on us Catholic School kids and think we're snooty. They're the ones that learned what cunt meant like, yesterday.

Perry Hall Faggot: OMG heyy Lauren lets go to The Avenue on Friday! I got enough allowance to see The Incredibles with some Perry Hall Middle Kids!!!!!!

Perry Hall Faggot/Girl: Sorry, I can't go. It's my older sister's birthday is on Friday. She's turning 12.

Perry Hall Faggot: Awhh fuck! Fine I'm gonna go to Ridge with my "homies". I just learned how to ollie on my Spider-Man board!!! After that we're going to go to LIDS to get some hats that say "The 410" on them!!! Byee

by Bettina Nagasaki February 8, 2008

west side middle school

The worst school in the world with the most ghetto people ever. The teachers don't care what you do and kids in that school get pregnant WTH

Oh I'm going to west side middle school so I'm going to get pregnant in 8th grade.

by Skylarre February 23, 2017

fort settlement middle school

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by hntfyhjrdthtfhgnthgjtfg May 5, 2018

Eagle Ridge Middle School

Home to all fake-ass people. Everything is a popularity contest and if your house doesn’t have a pool, you’re poor.

mom: hun, do you want to go to eagle ridge middle school next year?
Me: I would rather fucking die

by Ms. Diamond December 1, 2019