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Third-Hand Embarrassment

When you feel embarrassed that another person is embarrassed at someone else
Hassan was feeling Third-Hand Embarrassment that Sarah's was feeling Second-Hand embarrassed that her boyfriend took off his shirt and started screaming dead memes at the gym
by IRobo_Lover February 11, 2023
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8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.
Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!
by Monkey Business 909 March 5, 2017
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Cuntry Hand Towel

When a female licks the piss off a dick.
Jenny cleaned my dick like a cuntry hand towel.
by MagicV July 15, 2016
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Bare hand smacker

Having raw sex.
Bro did you even use a condom? Hell nah I hit her with the bare hand smacker
by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017
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Left Hand Gulliver

1. The act of fisting a midget with the left hand.
2. The name of a pro-environmental boy band from the early 90s most famous for their one-hit wonder "You Can Break My Heart, But Not The Rainforest".
3. The working title of "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" by Laurence Stern.
4. A loose translation of Martin Heidegger's "In-der-Welt-sein".
1. Tracy asked for a Left Hand Gulliver last night. She's been walking funny the whole morning.
2. "Left Hand Gulliver" seriously sucked. The name didn't have anything to do with environmentalism.
3. Good thing Stern scrapped that last title. I still can't believe that he didn't know his book was referring to midget fisting.
4. The traditional Western dichotomy of object/subject has been exerted in the Heideggerian notion of "Left Hand Gulliver".
by franzpolak November 12, 2010
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Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014
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Shaking hands with the bishop

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!
by samsammydog March 28, 2012
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