oreo dick

a Man with a black and white penis. Usually large but extremely rare and unattractive. This condition is known to repel females for lifetime, thus, creating a forever virgin

Girl 1, "He's cute"
Girl 2, "Too bad he's got an oreo dick"
Girl 1, "Awww gross"

by lovesosa156 November 15, 2013

dick muncher

someone who eats to much dick

Isaac is a dick muncher

by The_dick_lover February 16, 2017

Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

Dick Cheese

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

Gavin’s Dick

A very small thing that is smaller than a grain of sand which makes girls have Gavin.

Oh my god his Gavin’s Dick is so small does he even have one?

by Josh Denward March 5, 2019

dick off

The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.

John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.

by schmeg8 April 26, 2009

dick doctor

Urologist. A doctor who likes to touch and cure dicks.

I went to the dick doctor who cured my ball cancer by fondling my shlong.

by Punanitang October 20, 2010