David

He is my best friend, boyfriend, and the love of my life. The tol to my smol. He is kind, caring, passionate, handsome, smart, and amazing. Constantly making sure to make those are around him are in great care. Leaves a smile on your face or at least make you laugh all the time.

David is one of a kind

by radyikes March 27, 2022

david brearley high school

a place where everyone wants to be from the hood and everyone thinks they’re all that but they’re not 😐.

Hey that guy is from David Brearley High School!
How do you know?
Look at his black air forces.

by Mikelovesyourmom March 29, 2022

David a brown

The worst school in wildomar, southern california, looks like a prison and smells like tuna cassarole, the education might be just as bad. full of mexicans and short white kids. just about as ghetto as main street

bro david a brown is assssss

by anonymous November 3, 2021

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

David

Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.

“David, stop being a shit head”

by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021

David

This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.

David is an idiot.

by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021

David

David is the sickest most badass name ever spoken by human lips. He is a fighter known to kill lions, bears, and other predators using smooth stones, and he also killed a giant motherfucka when he was like 14.

If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.

I met a David, and he was amazing!

by Dirty downsyndrom November 19, 2021