DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. What I like to call the revenge your body is getting on you for drinking too much the night before.

“Dads have arrived.”
“I’m going to be a minute, I have the dads real bad.”
“Dads are in full swing”

by Heyheyheyitsjohnaaaay June 15, 2019

Dad

In black (nigger) culture, dad is a fictional character many dream of one day meeting. It is also a high belief among the black community that dads are just a rumor started by big government propaganda to make them feel more out of place for not having one.

Black guy1: aye nigga I hear ya found ur dad.

Black guy2: nah nigga I bet you belief in tha toof fairy too, dumb nigga.

by Jacklinksfoolya December 22, 2020

Dad

A man that once had a son. A dishonorable man that may or may not be gone faster than you can say “we’re out of milk”

My Dad went to get the milk, I guess the line must be very long.
Step-Daddy stop, please.

by Pappy tism February 11, 2025

dad

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

by tinfoilhat777 March 10, 2022

Dad

That man who went to get milk when you were three, along with his U.S. ID. Or just the guy who's inside you right now.

Stories: my Dad left after being tracked by the police and a bunch of furries.

by YaBoiWaffles November 30, 2018

dad

a bad person who will steal your bagel and helped make you.

Me: What is a dad?
Dad: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

by Some b0die August 11, 2021

Dad

A Dad is someone who probably left your family when you were 3yrs old or went to buy milk but you already had some...

Where’s my milk, and my dad

by Dick Hammerbush June 02, 2020