crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

Crack Head

Deadear101

Deadear is a crack head

by DeltaxSi August 1, 2018

crack

Misnomer and slang term used in Western Australia and other areas to refer to Meth Amphetamine, Crystal, or Ice}. The term is as a result of the glass pipe used to smoke both drugs, which in the region is called a glass bbq or glass barbie.

'Got anything? Im chasing an 8-ball of crack?'

'Bring the glass barbie so we can try this crack!'

by luccirosso August 6, 2018

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 21, 2018

sleep crack

When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.

Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack

by Taylen Wish January 19, 2019

Crack aids

Someone who dont know what they're doing with their life and act like they're on crack 24/7. The aids is just a bonus to the mix. Crack + Aids = weirdo with strange obsessions that's obnoxious and wild asf

Wow, kaylee is whack bro. I think she might have crack aids.

by KrackheadK January 29, 2019

Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.

“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”

by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019