*Ring
Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"
Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."
Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."
Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"
Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."
Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
Get the Cuck Callmug. A term commonly used by lesbians to describe when they show love and affection to each other, but they are still in "the closet."
*in a large group of people*
lesbian 1: "wanna curtain call, lesbian 2? 😈"
lesbian 2: "yeah, let's get out of here. 😏"
*lesbian 1 and lesbian 2 go at it in a supply closet*
lesbian 1: "wanna curtain call, lesbian 2? 😈"
lesbian 2: "yeah, let's get out of here. 😏"
*lesbian 1 and lesbian 2 go at it in a supply closet*
by lesbianzrule November 1, 2023
Get the Curtain Callmug. Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
Get the Texas phone call massacremug. When a suspicious or questionable officiating call in a sports game drastically alters the momentum or outcome of a game in a way that prevents any semblance of integrity for the game, but allows the sportsbooks to pocket all the money from the lost bets as a result of the altered outcome. Became a popular phrase after the NFL embraced gambling, following a favorable US Supreme Court ruling in 2018, and then the NFL broke the record for the most one-score games in a season, a couple years later.
Announcer: They called holding on the left tackle to erase the 53 yard gain, but I don’t know Jim, I didn’t see anything there warranting a penalty.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 29, 2024
Get the Vegas Calledmug. by Wana2dmax May 3, 2017
Get the Blump Callmug. She is a bad ass bitch who serves slunt on a daily basis. She is beautiful and super funny. Every girl wishes they were her.
Person 1:Hey who is thats girl?
Person 2: Oh thats Calle!
Person: Damn i wish i looked as good as her!
Person 2: Oh thats Calle!
Person: Damn i wish i looked as good as her!
by Mr.Eeeeee August 16, 2025
Get the Callemug. by PredictionGod December 29, 2017
Get the Callemug.