A Bum Bike is any sort of bicycle that has been modified with a 2 stroke engine kit. These bikes are operated by a variety of people including the homeless population who has taken a liking to this quick and cheap form of transportation.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
Hey Joe you better lock your tool shed I heard a bum bike zip by!
What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
by Anton H September 26, 2025
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Get the Bum Commander mug.When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full
by Dobby38 April 25, 2025
Get the Hot cock bum mug.The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.
Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
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My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
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poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
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