Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

Pussy block

A wlw that stops other wlw from gettin some puss. a real cunt *derogatory*

damn that lesbian is a real pussy block

by neenahbean November 12, 2022

Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022

Papa Block

Papa Block is the coolest of all the dads. He truly embodies what it is to be…dad. He makes delicious food for you everyday, he loves the dallas cowboys even though they haven’t won a superbowl since 1996, and he tells you the best dad jokes. He loves to learn, and inspires you to do the same. He loves to share his newfound knowledge with you and it is the highlight of your day whether he knows it or not. He listens to podcasts religiously, and is constantly finding new ones that he can listen to and enjoy. He loves to tell you stories from his past which range from incredibly interesting to slightly eyebrow-raising. But nonetheless you love to hear them. He is your personal driver and takes time out of his busy day to take you everywhere you need to go. Papa Block works so hard everyday for him and. his family, and frankly his coworkers need to appreciate that more. He cares so much for others and the planet, and encourages others to do the same. While he doesn’t always realize it, you think he is amazing and nothing could ever change that. He is so critical of himself that he tends to not notice how much everyone around him loves and appreciates him. You love him more than there are stars in the sky, and you work hard everyday to make him proud.

“Oh man the cowboys lost”

“ Don’t tell Papa Block he’ll freak out!”

by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023

talk block

one who actively prevents another from talking to another person they really want to talk with.

"maddie talk blocked andrew from talking to a friend he really wanted to talk to."

by weezer_8709 July 1, 2025