squinty day

Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

Post Smoking Eyes

it is

Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008

Cat Day

An alternative to traditional "sick days" when one is expected to be medically impaired. Cat Days are appropriate when an employee needs time away from work, but to take multiple naps, lay in the sun, and stretch frequently without exertion.

After 3 weeks of working on the project, I couldn't stand going back into the office; I had to take a Cat Day.

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019

banana day

the 23rd of august

some retards think banana day is on the 22nd, but actually its on the 23rd.

by bananatrophy August 24, 2008

Egg Day

Germanic Fertility Festival, Celebrated on giant hills with the consumption of solid chocolate eggs or Raw eggs if your friends suck.

Paul: Hey you attend the egg day ceremony?

Adele: Aww yeah and now i am fertile

by THECATONTHEHAT August 9, 2012

Kai Day

You wish a Kai a happy Kai Day, celebrated on October 29th OR halloween

Flyable and Jam: YOO KAI HAPPY KAI DAY
Kai: Thanks

by Kajuxm March 31, 2021

Dickerman day

A day filled nothingness followed by a night of gay sex

1, Dude that guys so boring during the day i wonder what he does at night
2,Hes probably having a dickerman day..

by kevjerk January 9, 2011

Jordan Day

Jordan day is a day on June 3rd where we represent all the Jordan's out there. it is for the loved Jordan's. we all love a Jordan:)

Someone: "Did you know its Jordan day?"
Me: "Omg it is?! I have to post and tag a jordan"

by llamagirly243 June 3, 2020