Tardusphobia

The phobia; or irrational fear of slow moving things. People with this phobia may feel contempt, distress, or uncomfortable when in face of an object, person, or animal that moves unusually slow.

When I saw a slug in my house after it rained, its movements triggered my tardusphobia.

by Pixxi_Ladybug November 14, 2023

turdabass

To tickle a person or thing.

Tickle, tickling.

I turdabass my dog daily.

by Turdabasser December 6, 2023

TURDABASS

To tickle something or someone

Tickle

I TURDABASS my dog daily

by Turdabasser December 7, 2023

Turd abomination

A derogatory term for a train animation. Coined by the hypocrite Ender Bean TV

Ender Bean TV, why do you call your train animations turd abominations, if you're the one making them?

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er December 9, 2023

turbulence

when a man swinging is thing around making it slap is legs and other parts of the body, causing a clapping sound.

- clap clap clap clap - a whole bunch of turbulence! a whole bunch of turbulence!

by 089789678 February 15, 2024

Turd Coat

Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”

Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin

The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat

by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024

Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.

As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024