Duck Butter

The sweat of a mans tant that of ball an butthole meet ,if left unclean makes a grey pudding in tant area.

I was scrachin my balls an got duck butter under my nails time to hit the shower.

by its300 March 10, 2016

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JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed

by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024

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Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.

I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.

by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019

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Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

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White duck

A Made up, fake, borderline mythical creature, Their existence is rumored to be impossible to confirm by scientist and scientologists alike.

During the medieval ages in England white painted ducks were given as gifts to high status members of society as a form of insult roughly showing a lack of proof for their deeds.

Thou shalt be bestoweth the mystical white duckling for the valorous effort hast been mystical in grandeur.

by Pet_Hedgehog March 17, 2025

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