Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male genitals when they feel extreme joy.

im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

Happy panties

When a girl is so turned on by someone or something that she experiences moisture in her underwear

Watching him dance gives me some serious happy panties.

As soon as he took off his shirt, I had a case of the happy panties.

by HP69 May 28, 2018

happiness

fake news

i don't have any happiness

by theo.ツ December 19, 2018

Happy

The opposite of whatever im feeling right now.

I really wish i was happy

by Bag_of_depression January 18, 2021

happy pajamas

An enthusiastically cheerful set of pajamas used only when rounding third base, and cumming in home

Dude, last night was so good I got to wear my happy pajamas

by Mattallica7189 February 27, 2017

The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.

I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”

by 69jono69 November 16, 2023