What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”

Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭

by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025

Tea Merchant

That one friend in the group who always has the latest gossip.

"Emily is such a tea merchant"

by Katie77733 June 7, 2025

Don't bring your tea into my plate

Don't pass me your gossip or beef as a way to tease your friends or otherwise

"Hey bro, tell Joe to watch out for his big mouth around my girl..."

"Dude, don't bring your tea into my plate. Tell him yourself!"

by LordMaxey June 7, 2025

Tea

Tea is an amazing person who is insanely funny and awesome. They always know all the gossip and can make anyone feel better just by talking to them. They have the best sense of humour and on the rare occasions they brush their hair, it looks like a waterfall of molten gold. Tea is awsome

Person 1: Hey!

Tea: Hii

Person 1: :DDDDD

by Hanschans April 6, 2023

hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023

forbidden iced tea

Chew tobacco spit in a iced tea bottle

Man my girlfriend is all pissed off at me now. She drank the forbidden iced tea from my spit bottle

by Jdbdbsuzh April 23, 2023

New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.

“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023