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by dezzoo September 5, 2022
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POSTING HOE

1.One who gets great enjoyment out of posting on forums.

2.one who is a obessive forum poster.
The girls on the Peace Love Castro Train are major posting hoes.
by daydreamingurl January 16, 2009
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post someone you miss

October 20th is the one day you get to Post someone you miss. But post their picture ANONYMOUSLY
Hey who is that you posted?

Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous
by ciryla October 19, 2020
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post-it-ing

A method, usually in studying, in which one covers a wall with post-it containing useful information
I can't believe she is post-it-ing her whole wall!
by moodle0707 December 20, 2009
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Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.
by poulravn August 21, 2020
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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner
-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting
by HenryS June 28, 2023
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