A Maccas consuming gremlin with a British passport. he is actually Australian, with the exception that his dad is the closest person that he knows to Dushane from top boy. he enjoys smoking tea as well as drinking it and barely lifts.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
Example 1:
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
by RandomMelbournekidd March 25, 2020
Get the Nick Mobbsmug. by thatfuckinboldbitch December 23, 2018
Get the Nickmug. by John Bork February 11, 2020
Get the Nickmug. by Wimblebimble April 19, 2018
Get the Nick Cromptonmug. by MasterX69 November 3, 2022
Get the Nickmug. Wow, that guy is acting like a hoss. That’s imposible though because there is only one true hossley -The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley
by Hoss July 16, 2018
Get the Nick Hossleymug. "I don't see Kevin, I bet he's about to 'Nick Pizzo' any second now." "....I would never buy camo pants, I just can't see myself in them." "There he is!"
by Rikochiko December 23, 2021
Get the To 'Nick Pizzo'mug.