Super Straight

A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces

"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"

by BluSuşi March 9, 2021

super-fiend

N. One who sends out mass e-mails
religiously.

Did u see Kenny's e-mail? He's such a super-fiend.

by smeags August 11, 2004

The Super Mario

After taking magical mushrooms to "power up," you lay the pipe on a busty bitty. Midway through fornication, you pour hot sauce onto a smushed piece of bread in the form of a ball, then proceed to shove it in your partners mouth while yelling "It's me... MARIO!" The finishing touch, riding her doggy style calling her yoshi and demanding she spit the "fireball" out at your hallucinations while you bust a load in her and wave your wrench around in celebration of your newly conquered kingdom!

-Shit dude, i was tripping balls last night, i woke up with a thrown up piece of bread on my pillow and all my magic mushrooms were gone.
-Damn man, sounds like a good time, was there hot sauce and a wrench present?!?
-Hold on let me check... Yeah man, how'd you know??
-Classic! Sounds like you pulled the Super Mario last night on becky!! High Five! Next time you have hot sauce and shrooms handy try the Blazing Saddle too!

by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011

Super Straight

A term that straight people (mostly men) try to use to justify their transphobia. This term is also a synonym for ‘Super Insecure’ and ‘Super Single’ their made up flag consists of black and orange, the Grindr colors.

Man: ‘Can I get your snap?’

Woman: ‘I’m transgender.’

Man: ‘Actually nah, I’m not gay.’

Woman ‘That’s transphobic’

Man: ‘No it’s just my sexuality, I’m super straight!! 😡😡😡🟧⬛️ Stop being superphobic!!’

by _H.K_ March 6, 2021

Super Straight

A term used by closeted people who are insecure about their sexuality, similar to Sigma Male or incel. Refers to the South Park character Big Gay Al whose catchphrase is "I'm Super!"

"I wish people would understand how hard us super straights have it"

by ArtFree1488 March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight is someone that is only attracted to the opposite sex that is Born as that sex.

Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.

by Truly Equal To All March 6, 2021

Super Straight

Super straight is a sexuality in the LGBQ, people who are super straight have a piss kink and are transphobic, leaving the T out of LGBTQ. A shorter version of this wank sexuality is ‘ss’. Their flag is a mix of the colours of ph and two s’s, so I don’t know why they want us to take them seriously.

‘Oh look there’s a super straight!’

‘Wow, they must some sort of mental illness

by user846364836364 March 7, 2021