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2 message rule

The act of sending no more than two messages until a reply is given by your romantic interest so as to avoid looking desperate and needy.
Ezreal: I've sent her 8 messages but she's ignoring me!

Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!
by DominusRectus January 18, 2018
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dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha
He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.
by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017
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the fool's golden rule

If it was done to me, I can do it do you.
That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.
by anonymous December 28, 2020
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Marc Shaiman rule

In musical theatre, regardless of the subject matter of a show, a song is written for a black woman to sing (or more commonly, belt) that is supposed to be a showstopper. Named after famed film and theatrical composer Marc Shaiman
Ben: That black woman's random song in the second act really stopped the show in a good way.

Charles: It was smart of the composers to employ the Marc Shaiman rule.
by theaterqueen November 23, 2011
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Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.
by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020
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San Fran Rule

You use the San Fran Rule to avoid lengthy indecisive discussions about what restaurant to eat at or what to do next weekend. The first person will tell the other(s) to give 3 choices and the first person MUST pick from 1 of the 3 choices. If more than 3 choices are given, only the first 3 mentioned will be considered. This can be applied to almost anything: what workouts to do with your workout buddy, what club to go to next weekend, etc.
Origins: Circa 2001. You can easily spend 45 minutes driving around San Francisco (or any large city) for both a restaurant and parking because nobody can make up there mind because of all the choices. This has been tested and in use for almost 20 years, and 3 is the perfect number, no more no less.
Them: Babe where do you want to eat tonight?
You: San Fran Rule - what about X, Y, or Z? I'm up for any of those tonight, so you decide for us.
Them: Yeah, Z! Let's go there.
by bluelunarmonkey November 13, 2020
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Joe Z Rule

A rule for raffle prizes, that if an individual already owns an item for raffle, that individual cannot win it. This is usually confirmed by showing proof of non-ownership upon winning the raffle prize.
Pocky broke the Joe Z Rule. He won the raffle for mooncakes, but already had aftermarket wheels on his car.
by Philip MSPT November 5, 2008
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