Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 22, 2009

Sock pig

A guy (usually gay) that enjoys sniffing another guys stinky socks or socked feet during anal/oral sex.

Tom is such a sock pig, after sex he keeps the dude’s stinky socks to sniff when jerks later.

by Sockguy August 9, 2021

Toy Pig

An eBay seller who keeps the good toys for themselves.

Retiredtoosoon won't sell me his Hugo, Man of a Thousand faces. What a toy pig!

by toypigbuster December 13, 2019

pig kiss

When you kiss your partner with the an upturned nose (pig face) and they do the same, hence the pig kiss because it is two pigs kissing.

"Bro, last night she asked me to do the pig kiss."
"I wish we could take our relationship to the next level and do the pig kiss."
"On the alter, I think we should should seal our holy matrimony with a pig kiss."

by handleme660 October 22, 2023

Flying pig

When a fat fuck does an arial in rocket league

Omg look at the flying pig

by Ksi lick my nuts January 8, 2021

Pig Pig Penis

funny sapnap joke

yeahhhhhh....... he said pig pig penis once.... thats it:)

by oooopogchamp December 31, 2020

Guinea Pigs

The cutest animal on Earth.

Guinea Pigs must be some amazing pets. :)

by DinoTheBest123 December 27, 2021