Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
Get the Straight People Day October 29thmug. Straight but only towards people who are straight, bisexual, pan etc. (aka people who can like you back).
terms such as half straight can be used as well
terms such as half straight can be used as well
Girl 1: Do you think that Gavin likes me even though im bisexual, I feel like im leading him on and I dont want to hurt him
Girl 2: Don't worry he doesn't like you, he's semi-straight remember
Girl 2: Don't worry he doesn't like you, he's semi-straight remember
by jeena34 July 30, 2021
Get the Semi-straightmug. Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.
Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"
Person2: "smh"
Person2: "smh"
by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015
Get the Straightsmug. No, no you can't
1: Damn, look at dat ass!
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...
by keyboard8 September 12, 2024
Get the turn her straightmug. Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone. The straightest of all the pull ups. Have to say yooooooo before.
Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone.
Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.
Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.
Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.
Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.
Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.
Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.
by Existential Crisis June 6, 2018
Get the Straight Pull Upmug. by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
Get the Fat guy gets served by straight marine!!mug. What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
Get the Adair you to keep a straight facemug.